Bob Mortimer
The Hotel Avocado Paperback Book
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THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggydog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking oldschool yarn The Guardian Mortimers verbal specificity and offkilter humour will keep his fans chuckling The Times WARNING this book includes heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie. Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, hed be letting someone down. But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scentedvape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament soon he might be dead. All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER Sweet and funny Closer A stunning sequel Its genuinely difficult to put this book down youll be entranced by Mortimers humour and obvious storytelling skills Press Association Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity Heat
Binding: Paperback;416 pages; Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK Ltd; Classification: FA; Weight: 416 g; Dimensions: 198 x 131 x 29
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THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggydog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking oldschool yarn The Guardian Mortimers verbal specificity and offkilter humour will keep his fans chuckling The Times WARNING this book includes heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie. Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, hed be letting someone down. But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scentedvape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament soon he might be dead. All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER Sweet and funny Closer A stunning sequel Its genuinely difficult to put this book down youll be entranced by Mortimers humour and obvious storytelling skills Press Association Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity Heat
Binding: Paperback;416 pages; Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK Ltd; Classification: FA; Weight: 416 g; Dimensions: 198 x 131 x 29
49p delivery on all orders over £30 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)
Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Standard Delivery
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Express Delivery
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Next Day Delivery
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24/7 InPost Locker | Shop Collect
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Evri ParcelShop
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Evri ParcelShop | Express Delivery
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Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
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Bulky Item Delivery
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Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Express Delivery
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Unlimited free delivery for a year with Unlimited Delivery for £14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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The Hotel Avocado Paperback Book
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