If you’re tired of being the go-to answer machine for every “quick favour”, it’s time to start charging for your services. The Help Desk Price List Desk Sign is a brilliant and brutally honest addition to any desk that says what you’re really thinking (without HR having to get involved). At 28cm by 20cm, this novelty desk sign clearly lists your going rates: Answer = £1.00, Thoughtful Answer = £2.00, Correct Answer = £4.00, Sarcasm = FREE. Sound fair? We thought so. Whether you’re buying for your favourite colleague or that one overworked manager, this is one of those office desk accessories that’s just as fun as it is accurate. Ideal as a gift for work colleagues, joke manager gift, or as a funny office gift for your boss who’s clearly not being paid enough to repeat the Wi-Fi password for the 12th time. Stick it on your desk and watch the questions magically decrease. Or not. But at least now there’s a price list.

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