Welcome to the moment in life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age joke—a talking novelty button on a lanyard that lets you shout “Help!”, “I’ve had a fall!”, and “I’ve taken a tumble!” with the press of a button (because drama takes effort at 50+). Whether they’re turning 40, 50, 60 or just known for being clumsy on tiled floors, this funny birthday gift will have the whole party in stitches - especially the guest of honour. And unlike actual emergency alarms, this one doesn’t call for help… it just calls attention. Great for funny retirement gifts, milestone birthdays, or the friend who says “my knees aren’t what they used to be” every time they sit down. Perfectly packaged for laughs, and even better when handed over seriously. Yes, it’s unnecessary. Yes, it’s inappropriate. Yes, it’s getting worn immediately.

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Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.

Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.

Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.

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