You already know you are one. Everyone does. But what if you could level up? How to Be a Bigger See You Next Tuesday Than You Already Are is the rude gift for men who’ve made being a pain their personality—and now want to refine the art. Packed with 128 pages of gloriously bad behaviour and completely unnecessary life advice, this funny book for men is your go-to guide for becoming even more unbearable. From ignoring door etiquette to blaming everyone but yourself, each entry offers a fresh, unhelpful way to annoy colleagues, friends, partners, and probably strangers on the bus. It’s rude, it’s offensive, and it’s weirdly relatable. A savage joke gift, a brutal husband birthday present, or the best stocking filler you’ll ever regret buying. Just don’t be surprised when it gets re-gifted... proudly. Because if you're going to be a See You Next Tuesday, you might as well be the biggest.

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