Some books broaden your mind. Some books expand your vocabulary. And some books finally give you 96 polite, ridiculous, and oddly impressive ways to announce that you’re off for a poop. How To Poop in 96 Languages is the ultimate novelty gift book for men who appreciate toilet humour with an international twist. From dramatic declarations to subtle hints, this comedy book takes you on a linguistic tour of the world without ever leaving the bathroom. Whether you’re impressing your partner, confusing your mates, or just entertaining yourself on the loo, this book proves that bathroom humour truly is a universal language. Perfect as funny book for men who already own everything else, this is one of those funny and unusual gifts that always gets a laugh. It’s ideal as a Secret Santa gift, stocking filler, or as a present for your boyfriend or husband who enjoys humour that’s a bit silly, a bit clever, and entirely unnecessary. Each page delivers a new phrase, a new country, and a new reason to laugh at something we all do but rarely talk about. It’s light-hearted, unapologetically daft, and designed to be picked up, put down, and laughed at in short bursts. A true novelty gift for men who believe the bathroom is sacred reading territory. If you’re shopping for joke gifts that stand out from the usual socks and mugs, this book gets straight to the point. Literally.

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