When was the last time you visited the loo without scrolling through memes, checking football scores or doom-scrolling the group chat? How To Poop Without Your Phone is the comedy book no one asked for, but absolutely everyone needs - especially that one guy who disappears for 45 minutes “checking emails.” With 144 pages packed with silly activities, mini games, riddles, trivia and absolutely no screens in sight, this funny gift book for men is perfect for anyone who needs a break from both the outside world and their notifications. It’s a gentle (okay, not so gentle) nudge to step away from your screen and rediscover the lost art of the bathroom break. Wrap it up as a funny husband birthday gift, a quirky present for your boyfriend, or slide it into his stocking and pretend you’re not making a point. Because your brain deserves a scroll-free moment. And so does your battery.

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