Swearing at work isn’t technically allowed, but let’s be honest, it happens. How To Swear at Work is a funny gift for work colleagues that turns your favourite four-letter words into desk-safe cover-ups, just vague enough to fool management (and maybe even HR). This 96-page joke book is packed with workplace-friendly expletives like “dicktionary” and “for fork’s sake,” giving you the perfect excuse to vent without ending up in a disciplinary meeting. Whether you’re muttering into your keyboard or silently cursing a passive-aggressive email, there’s a clean-ish phrase for every corporate meltdown. Brilliant for colleagues, managers, or that one boss who definitely knows better, it’s one of those office secret Santa gifts that actually gets passed around the office - once the laughter dies down. A pocket-sized guide to surviving the 9–5 without losing your job (or your mind).

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