Too many tabs open in your brain? Can’t answer another question about dinner or Excel? The Overstimulated Survival Button is here to do the talking when you absolutely can’t. Worn round the neck on a lanyard like the emergency button it truly is, this novelty lifesaver says things like “Back away slowly”, “Stay away, I’m overstimulated!” and “Approach at your own risk!” so you don’t have to. Perfect for stressed-out mums, peopled-out colleagues or literally anyone who’s been asked “Got a sec?” one too many times. Whether you’re at work, in the kitchen or silently screaming at the school gates, this button’s got your back (and your boundaries). It’s one of those joke gifts for women that’s funny because it’s true - and while it might not stop the chaos, it’ll definitely make people think twice before asking you anything. Wrap it up for a funny colleague gift, as secret Santa for women, or just keep one for yourself. You’ve earned it.

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