Some feelings are too vast to name. Luckily, this button has had a go. The Boxer Gifts Press to Lament Button is a novelty sound button for readers, period drama fans and anyone who occasionally needs to announce their anguish with full literary commitment. Press the button to hear deliciously dramatic lines such as “Leave me to my anguish”, “My soul is in torment” and “This devotion is unbearable”. Worn on a lanyard, it is ready for book clubs, reading corners, dramatic entrances and moments when ordinary sighing simply will not do. Think windswept moors, doomed romance, candlelight and a very strong cup of tea. A funny bookish gift for women, book lovers and readers with a flair for drama. Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, stocking fillers or anyone whose emotional support system is mostly fictional characters and overreaction.

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