Take a peek inside the brain of Bob Mortimer, where logic takes a backseat, sausages are philosophical, and wizards are terrible at plumbing. The World According to Bob Mortimer is the gift book packed with 96 pages of quotes, musings and moments from Britain’s most loveably surreal comic. Whether he’s debating the mystery of IKEA, explaining the gardening habits of witches, or asking if you’ve ever eaten a wind-dried puffin, Bob delivers life advice the only way he knows how - confused, curious and completely hilarious. A perfect comedy book for fans of Would I Lie To You?, a brilliant husband birthday gift, or one of those stocking fillers for men that gets passed around the room. If you’re buying a present for someone who prefers absurd over sensible and laughs that come out of nowhere, this is the book. Because sometimes the world only makes sense when Bob explains it.

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