You know the drill. You don’t live in your car, but you may as well. If your weekends involve a blur of snack wrappers, forgotten PE kits and being five minutes late to everything, the Dad’s Taxi Wooden Desk Sign is your official badge of honour. Measuring 19cm by 5cm, this compact little novelty plaque says what every dad’s been thinking as he waits outside ballet, football, or another party he wasn’t invited to. It's a gentle reminder that his role in the family lies somewhere between personal driver and in-car DJ—with none of the pay and even less of the gratitude. Perfect as one of those funny dad gifts that actually hits the mark, whether it's a Christmas stocking filler, a joke present for his birthday, or a funny Father’s Day gifts for Dads who knows the M25 better than the back of his hand. Stick it on his desk or his dashboard - Wherever it lands, it’s going to get a knowing smirk (and maybe an eye-roll too).

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Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.

Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.

Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.

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