You know the one. Got formulas for days, conditional formatting for fun, and can do a pivot table faster than you can say “what’s a pivot table?”. The Freak in the Sheets Wooden Desk Sign is the perfect desk-side nod to the office Excel wizard who’s not just good with spreadsheets—they live for them. Measuring 19cm by 5cm, this novelty wooden plaque is the Excel gift that gets it. It’s bold, funny and proudly declares what we all know: that VLOOKUP is their love language, and they’ve never met a cell they couldn’t conquer. Brilliant for colleague gifts, funny work gifts, or a classic funny secret Santa exchange where you make the office lauugh. Whether it’s popped on a desk next to a colour-coded calendar or casually handed over at the office Christmas do, this joke sign will speak louder than their 18-tab spreadsheet ever could (well, nearly). For the one who’s unironically excited about macros—this one’s for them.

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