You’ve got routines that rival Swiss trains, a deep hatred of vague instructions, and a brain that’s busy doing five things at once—but can’t remember where you put your drink. The On the Spectrum Wooden Desk Sign is a gentle nod to the way your mind works, made for anyone who’s ever Googled “do I mask too much?” and already knows the answer. At 19cm by 5cm, this fun little desk sign adds (your) personality to your workspace without the small talk. Whether it’s a quiet badge of self-acceptance, a subtle explanation, or just something that makes you smile between tasks, this novelty desk accessory simply speaks your language. It makes a thoughtful option for colleague gifts, funny work gifts, or a Secret Santa. If you’ve ever felt “too much” in a world designed for less, this sign might just feel like a soft little high five. Because different doesn’t mean wrong. It just means interesting.

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Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.

Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.

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