An adult novelty statement tee designed for stag weekends, bachelor parties and matching group holidays. The soft black cotton body carries a punchy white Clunge Plunge Patrol slogan front print - a bold graphic that gives the whole squad an instantly recognisable uniform without stepping out of everyday tee territory. Whether paired with tailored shorts and loafers by day or dressed down with jeans and trainers for evening, the classic-fit shape sits easily beneath jackets and layers, ready to reveal at the right moment. Constructed from breathable 100% cotton with a slight natural stretch, the tee holds its shape wash after wash. A ribbed round collar, short sleeves and plain solid black body keep the silhouette clean, while the front graphic delivers the novelty punch. Unisex sizing runs across five sizes, allowing the whole group to coordinate a single order in one basket. Full Size Guide - Small - Chest: 38-40 inches (97-102cm); Medium - Chest: 40-42 inches (102-107cm); Large - Chest: 42-44 inches (107-112cm); X-Large - Chest: 44-46 inches (112-117cm); XX-Large - Chest: 46-48 inches (117-122cm). Order the next size up for a looser fit or if between sizes.

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