A wearable, gift-ready novelty tee designed for the moments that matter - milestone birthdays, Father's Day breakfasts and retirement celebrations. The 'I'm Not Old I'm a Classic' slogan is printed in confident, clean lettering on a soft white cotton T-shirt, giving the kind of subtle, witty statement that earns a smile without trying too hard. It is a refined, contemporary take on the novelty gift, working as a thoughtful present for the dad, granddad or partner who appreciates a touch of humour. Crafted from soft cotton with a slight stretch for genuine all-day comfort, the tee features short sleeves, a clean round neckline and a flattering regular fit. Adult UK sizes Small, Medium, Large, XL and 2XL with a unisex cut make it suitable for him or her, and the plain weave white fabric is easy to dress up under a blazer or layer with denim. Machine washable for straightforward everyday care, the print stays sharp wash after wash. Dispatched by I Love Fancy Dress, the UK's leading novelty and dress-up specialist, presented ready to wrap.

Machine washable

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