Jake Chapman
2+2=5 Paperback Book
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A riotous new take on a classic fictional dystopia, with an allyoucaneat quinoa buffet of wrongthink.With 2+25, George Orwells flawed masterpiece finally receives a muchneeded rectification, as Jake Chapman takes us on a bad trip into an atrocious altEurasiaa nightmare utopia of 24/7 selfexpression, mandatory wellbeing, yogic breathing, and promiscuous empathy. Yippie wonks in opentoed sandals have ejected the evil capitalist overlords, compassion and charity reign supreme, buckwheat salad and artisan cashew cheese are in plentiful supply, and all strive to live their best life, all the time.Employed by the Ministry to rectify misfortunes issuing from a curious glitch in the system, Winston Smith finds that his creative urges are unexpectedly awoken, and he is driven to express his deepest place, voice, and hurt through the medium of poetry. But what connects Winstons furtive scribblings in My Big Book of Me to the unpleasantnesses emanating from the deep glitch? Is Julia really the perfect kooky carefree soulmate she seems to be? Can OBrien be trusted? And when does the new season of Big Brother start?An allyoucaneat quinoa buffet of wrongthink, Chapmans twisted vision is a bracing reminder that dystopia is just wishful thinking, and that the worst can always get worster.
Binding: Paperback;288 pages; Publisher: Urbanomic Media Ltd; Classification: FA; Weight: 416 g; Dimensions: 130 x 197 x 25
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A riotous new take on a classic fictional dystopia, with an allyoucaneat quinoa buffet of wrongthink.With 2+25, George Orwells flawed masterpiece finally receives a muchneeded rectification, as Jake Chapman takes us on a bad trip into an atrocious altEurasiaa nightmare utopia of 24/7 selfexpression, mandatory wellbeing, yogic breathing, and promiscuous empathy. Yippie wonks in opentoed sandals have ejected the evil capitalist overlords, compassion and charity reign supreme, buckwheat salad and artisan cashew cheese are in plentiful supply, and all strive to live their best life, all the time.Employed by the Ministry to rectify misfortunes issuing from a curious glitch in the system, Winston Smith finds that his creative urges are unexpectedly awoken, and he is driven to express his deepest place, voice, and hurt through the medium of poetry. But what connects Winstons furtive scribblings in My Big Book of Me to the unpleasantnesses emanating from the deep glitch? Is Julia really the perfect kooky carefree soulmate she seems to be? Can OBrien be trusted? And when does the new season of Big Brother start?An allyoucaneat quinoa buffet of wrongthink, Chapmans twisted vision is a bracing reminder that dystopia is just wishful thinking, and that the worst can always get worster.
Binding: Paperback;288 pages; Publisher: Urbanomic Media Ltd; Classification: FA; Weight: 416 g; Dimensions: 130 x 197 x 25
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Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
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