At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one.Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didnt feel so good...Now everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways. His personality is developing a few "quirks." But the biggest change is that he has a bunch of evil and/or psychotic people trying to hunt him down to acquire the parasite. His only hope is Julie, a gorgeous bounty hunter who may or may not have Benjamins best interests in mind, and who may or may not be competent enough to help him anyway.Jeff Strand, author of Dead Clown Barbecue, Wolf Hunt, and Blister, delivers his most outrageous adventure yetan overthetop mix of gruesome body horror and a wacky road trip comedy.
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At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one.Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didnt feel so good...Now everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways. His personality is developing a few "quirks." But the biggest change is that he has a bunch of evil and/or psychotic people trying to hunt him down to acquire the parasite. His only hope is Julie, a gorgeous bounty hunter who may or may not have Benjamins best interests in mind, and who may or may not be competent enough to help him anyway.Jeff Strand, author of Dead Clown Barbecue, Wolf Hunt, and Blister, delivers his most outrageous adventure yetan overthetop mix of gruesome body horror and a wacky road trip comedy.
Binding: Paperback;282 pages; Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP; Classification: N/A; Weight: 538.21 g; Dimensions: N/A
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