THIS IS NOT A COLORING BOOK. BUT IT CAN BE IF YOU WANT.In the vein of Chelsea Handler, Joan Rivers, and Amy Schumer, Smart Casual is a short collection of hilarious personal insights regarding English idioms and expressions. Youll read about "lose ones marbles," "dropdead gorgeous," "keep the ball rolling," and many more. It is a hilarious, irreverent look at English expressions (with pictures) written in the style of a lexicon of profane words and expressions. KEEP THE BALL ROLLINGHave you ever seen a football? You cant roll it because its not round. Its shaped like Stewie Griffins head on The Family Guya prolate spheroidwhich is shaped after an inflated pigs bladder. Do you know why? Thats what people used when football originated . . . Listen, if you need animal organs to play a game, dont call yourself a ballplayer. Call yourself a butcher.

Binding: Hardcover;180 pages; Publisher: Andean Publishing; Classification: N/A; Weight: 445.68 g; Dimensions: N/A

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