Jordon Greene
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend Hardcover Book
"With equal parts heart and hilarity, Jordon Greenes latest triumph is a quirky, queer ride for anyone who loved While You Were Sleeping as much as I did."Robbie Couch, New York Times bestselling authorThe Feeling of Falling in Love meets While You Were Sleeping in this delightful romcom about a nonbinary teen kitchen witch finding both family and romance in the least likely of circumstances.Standing at the foot of my comatose crushs hospital bed is not how I envisioned becoming Haydens partner. First I needed to find out if hes even into the theys, then hopefully some flirting, a cute date up in the valley or at Taco Bell, a kiss. The normal cutesy stuff, but this? No! Hayden wasnt supposed to get hurt, especially not a traumainduced extended nap from slipping on a wet floor at my job. On top of that, one of the nurses told his family were dating. Sure, it might have been because thats what I told her when I was trying to get to his room to see him...but its not true.The wild part is his family believes it! They really think Im the Hayden Marcuss short little curlyhaired enbyfriend. His partner! With one little lie, now they think he isnt straight, and Im terrified he actually is.So now Im having Thanksgiving with a family I barely know because, as far as theyre concerned, Im "dating" their son. I cant tell if this is a sign my love spell worked, or if I royally messed up and Im being punished. I mean this family is amazing. Its everything I wish I had, and honestly...
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"With equal parts heart and hilarity, Jordon Greenes latest triumph is a quirky, queer ride for anyone who loved While You Were Sleeping as much as I did."Robbie Couch, New York Times bestselling authorThe Feeling of Falling in Love meets While You Were Sleeping in this delightful romcom about a nonbinary teen kitchen witch finding both family and romance in the least likely of circumstances.Standing at the foot of my comatose crushs hospital bed is not how I envisioned becoming Haydens partner. First I needed to find out if hes even into the theys, then hopefully some flirting, a cute date up in the valley or at Taco Bell, a kiss. The normal cutesy stuff, but this? No! Hayden wasnt supposed to get hurt, especially not a traumainduced extended nap from slipping on a wet floor at my job. On top of that, one of the nurses told his family were dating. Sure, it might have been because thats what I told her when I was trying to get to his room to see him...but its not true.The wild part is his family believes it! They really think Im the Hayden Marcuss short little curlyhaired enbyfriend. His partner! With one little lie, now they think he isnt straight, and Im terrified he actually is.So now Im having Thanksgiving with a family I barely know because, as far as theyre concerned, Im "dating" their son. I cant tell if this is a sign my love spell worked, or if I royally messed up and Im being punished. I mean this family is amazing. Its everything I wish I had, and honestly...
Binding: Hardcover;366 pages; Publisher: F/K Teen; Classification: N/A; Weight: 652.97 g; Dimensions: N/A
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