Mr. Santillian,Despite the fact Im currently living out of your guest room and sleeping with you most nights, I am writing to announce my resignation effective two weeks from today.In other words, Ill locate someone who is both obscenely overqualified and willing to devote their days to the handful of tasks you are able to wrench from your perfectionist, micromanaging grip. It may be difficult to find a Nobel laureate genius looking for basic filing work on such short notice, but Ill do my best.Dont worry about your sisters wedding this weekend. I still plan to attend as your date, assuming youve finished hating me by then.Thank you in advance for your understanding.ZeldaMs. Besh,Resignation not accepted.Ill see you at home.Ash

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