"There are so many memorable moments in this book that I could spend page after page quoting them." USA TODAY Poor Johnny Smith. At age 33, the house painter has been a best man a whopping eight times, when all hes ever really wanted is to be a groom. But despite being everyones favorite dude, Johnny has yet to find The One. Or even anyone. So when he meets highpowered District Attorney Helen Troy, and falls for her hard, he follows the advice of family and friends. Since Helen seems to hate sports, Johnny pretends he does too. No more Jets. No more Mets. At least not in public. He redecorates his condo. He gets a cat. He takes up watching soap operas. Anything he thinks will earn him Helen, Johnny is willing to do. Theres just one hitch If he does finally win her heart, who will he be?

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