Malcolm is in all ways an ordinary ten-year-old. This is a perfectly ordinary story featuring one perfectly ordinary ten year old, his very bossy uncle, some baked beans, a school which tries to make interesting things BORING, the famed Italian city of Ponky, and a genie who appears when you rub your nose. It also includes lots of very useful facts, many of which are untrue.

Binding: Paperback;208 pages; Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC; Classification: Children?s / Teenage fiction and true stories; Weight: 216 g; Dimensions: 131 x 182 x 14

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