A story of the siege of a small post office by a group of rebels, who discover to their embarrassment that a female postal clerk, Gertie Girdle, is still in the lavatory some time after they have shot or expelled the rest of the staff.

Binding: Paperback;144 pages; Publisher: Alma Books Ltd; Classification: FC; Weight: 288 g; Dimensions: 198 x 127 x 13

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