
"A riotous, realfeeling debut" The Guardian Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mothers Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is... Well, its pure hell. Why cant Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely hed be seen in a different light? But Noahs plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. Thats when things go from bad to utter chaos. One of the UKs leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and the Noah Cant Even books. A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera Noah Cant Even was Longlisted for the Branford Boase Award, won the Wirral Paperback of the Year, was shortlisted for the Leeds Book Awards and got Bronze in the Amazing Book Awards! Simons book Youre The One That I Want won the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted for the YA Book Award in association with Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022 MORE PRAISE FOR NOAH CANT EVEN I loved Noahs voice warm, loveable, awkward. The Bookseller Slapstick but wonderfully funny Jewish Chronicle A debut I very much loved Juno Dawson, author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through. Lisa...
Binding: Paperback;320 pages; Publisher: Scholastic Inc.; Classification: YFB; Weight: 376 g; Dimensions: 197 x 130 x 26
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"A riotous, realfeeling debut" The Guardian Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mothers Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is... Well, its pure hell. Why cant Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely hed be seen in a different light? But Noahs plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. Thats when things go from bad to utter chaos. One of the UKs leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and the Noah Cant Even books. A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera Noah Cant Even was Longlisted for the Branford Boase Award, won the Wirral Paperback of the Year, was shortlisted for the Leeds Book Awards and got Bronze in the Amazing Book Awards! Simons book Youre The One That I Want won the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted for the YA Book Award in association with Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022 MORE PRAISE FOR NOAH CANT EVEN I loved Noahs voice warm, loveable, awkward. The Bookseller Slapstick but wonderfully funny Jewish Chronicle A debut I very much loved Juno Dawson, author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through. Lisa...
Binding: Paperback;320 pages; Publisher: Scholastic Inc.; Classification: YFB; Weight: 376 g; Dimensions: 197 x 130 x 26
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