Tension, tunnels, trouser trumpets and tears. Plesiosaurs, porridge and pants!Gorgeous George, Grandpa Jock and Crayon Kenny are in a boat on Loch Ness. Allison is actually in Loch Ness! Can she swim? Will she survive and was that really a monster in the water?Its a serious start to a stinky story about secret submarines, strange smells and sea serpents. Its poo, pee and pumps Ahoy! as Grandpa Jock whips off his whoopee cushion underpants and steals a truck to save the day.Three American scientists find out whats lurking beneath the surface of Loch Ness and Professor Marmaduke, Commander Chuck Choppers and Peewee Peterson take our heroes along for a ride. How high can a dinosaur pee up a wall? Who can pump porridge? And who wants to wear Grandpa Jocks pants?Hopefully noone will eat more rabbit poo in part two, as the World Porridge Championships have been poisoned and the saboteur is on the loose. And George and Kenny may just experiment with their own wee.More peewee, undersea whoopee in the continuing adventures of Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants.

Binding: Paperback;122 pages; Publisher: Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd; Classification: N/A; Weight: 248.37 g; Dimensions: N/A

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