Stuart Reid
Soggy Saturday Sandwich Paperback Book
The 9th Book in the Gorgeous George series a standalone adventureSpr3d the Chocolate Big bottom burps and a buttcheek clench. Stingers, and stinkers and stench.Someones dropping whoppers, and not letting on. Theyre silent and violent a really bad pong.Come on. Own up! Have you ever dropped a whopper in class, and pretended it wasnt you? Yeah, weve all done it. Now, Gorgeous George and Crayon Kenny are letting them slip without warning, and Allison has been put off her dinner.Theres a new chocolate spread being launched in Little Pumpington, and the whole town is going wild for it.Grandpa Jock has found the scratchiest toilet paper ever invented, and he wants to show the world what you can do with it ( and its not for wiping bottoms!)Allisons ear has been dripping with blood. George has been eating a face full of mud. And Crayon Kennys bottom comes down with a thud!There are a couple of really nasty characters who are about to get away with an entire lifetimes worth of bad behaviour.By popular demand, some chapters start with a Yuck Warning, to protect the delicate (mainly mums and dads and teachers). This story is icky, and sicky, and a little bit sticky.And heres the first warning Do not stick boiled eggs up a donkeys bottom!(this will make sense if you read the book).
Binding: Paperback;130 pages; Publisher: Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd; Classification: N/A; Weight: 256.08 g; Dimensions: N/A
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The 9th Book in the Gorgeous George series a standalone adventureSpr3d the Chocolate Big bottom burps and a buttcheek clench. Stingers, and stinkers and stench.Someones dropping whoppers, and not letting on. Theyre silent and violent a really bad pong.Come on. Own up! Have you ever dropped a whopper in class, and pretended it wasnt you? Yeah, weve all done it. Now, Gorgeous George and Crayon Kenny are letting them slip without warning, and Allison has been put off her dinner.Theres a new chocolate spread being launched in Little Pumpington, and the whole town is going wild for it.Grandpa Jock has found the scratchiest toilet paper ever invented, and he wants to show the world what you can do with it ( and its not for wiping bottoms!)Allisons ear has been dripping with blood. George has been eating a face full of mud. And Crayon Kennys bottom comes down with a thud!There are a couple of really nasty characters who are about to get away with an entire lifetimes worth of bad behaviour.By popular demand, some chapters start with a Yuck Warning, to protect the delicate (mainly mums and dads and teachers). This story is icky, and sicky, and a little bit sticky.And heres the first warning Do not stick boiled eggs up a donkeys bottom!(this will make sense if you read the book).
Binding: Paperback;130 pages; Publisher: Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd; Classification: N/A; Weight: 256.08 g; Dimensions: N/A
Free Delivery For A Year With Unlimited Delivery For £14.99
Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Standard Delivery
£3.99
Express Delivery
£5.99
Next Day Delivery
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24/7 InPost Locker | Shop Collect
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Evri ParcelShop
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Evri ParcelShop | Next Day Delivery
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Bulky Item Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Express Delivery
£5.99
Unlimited Delivery
£14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times.
Something not quite right? You have 21 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
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Stuart Reid
Soggy Saturday Sandwich Paperback Book
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