Are you a clueless romantic? Do you stumble over every compliment you offer your loved one? This book, packed with tongueincheek quips and endearingly honest declarations of lukewarm love, is right up your street and the perfect gift to give to your other half (instead of that beautiful bouquet theyll be expecting).

Binding: Hardback;160 pages; Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group; Classification: WH; Weight: 324 g; Dimensions: 100 x 136 x 23

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