Funny Teacher Tote Bag – “All Gin’s Bright and Beautiful” Hymn Pun – End of Term Teacher Gift Celebrate the end of term in style with this funny teacher tote bag, perfect for teachers who deserve a well-earned tipple and a well-earned laugh. Featuring a witty twist on a classic school hymn, this cheeky design reads: “All gin’s bright and beautiful, All wine’s great and large, All cocktails wise and wonderful, Teachers drink them all.” A playful and practical gift, this durable cotton tote bag is ideal for carrying everything from lesson planners to a sneaky bottle of something sparkling. Whether you're saying thank you to a teaching assistant, class teacher or headteacher, this tote makes a brilliant end-of-term, Christmas or Teacher Appreciation Week gift. Why You'll Love It: Exclusive hymn pun design – sure to raise a smile in the staffroom Roomy and practical – great for books, marking, shopping or after-school essentials Strong and reusable – made from durable cotton with long shoulder handles Versatile gift – ideal for end of term, Christmas or thank you gifts Designed for teachers – a fun and thoughtful present they’ll actually use Whether they’re partial to a gin, wine or cocktail (or all three!), this funny teacher tote bag is a light-hearted way to say thanks to the people who make school days special.

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