Personalised Teacher Tote Bag – Lord of the Dance Beer Pun Gift Bring a smile to your favourite teacher’s face with this hilarious personalised tote bag featuring a cheeky twist on the classic hymn “Lord of the Dance.” Printed with the playful verse: “Beer, Beer, wherever you may be, I am the lord of the beer said he. And I’ll drink it all, wherever it may, And I’ll drink it all in the pub said [Teacher’s Name].” This fun and quirky design is the perfect thank you gift for teachers with a great sense of humour—ideal for end-of-year presents, teacher appreciation, or a cheeky gift for newly qualified teachers (NQTs). Crafted from durable, natural cotton, this tote bag is perfect for carrying books, supplies, or weekend essentials—especially for those well-earned pub visits! Personalised with the teacher’s name, it adds a unique, thoughtful touch that shows you really appreciate their hard work and fun-loving spirit. Great as a male teacher gift or for any teacher who enjoys a laugh and a pint! Product Features: Personalised with teacher’s name Printed with a humorous “Lord of the Dance” beer pun Made from strong, Ecofriendly-friendly cotton Spacious, reusable, and lightweight Ideal for everyday use, school, or leisure Perfect thank you or end-of-term teacher gift Designed and printed in the UK Celebrate your teacher’s dedication and sense of fun with a tote bag that’s both practical and packed with personality!

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