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Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary Paperback Book
DUMB THINGS MY KID SAID TINY DIARY Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) thingsand now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75" x 3.75") is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gildededge pages, its like a time capsule for your kids finest moments of accidental comedy.VINTAGEINSPIRED This diary might look sweet and oldfashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. Its the ideal combo of elegant design and "I cant believe you just said that." Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado "green butter" or asked if clouds have feelings.HIGH QUALITY Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, highend pages, this mini journal is made to lastso you can look back and laugh (or cry) for years to come. Think of it as a family heirloom, if your family loves ridiculousness.PERFECT FOR GIFTING Whether its for a new parent, a teacher, or your friend who cant stop texting you their kids weirdest quotes, this diary makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Just be warned once they start writing, they might never stop.BRASS MONKEY We make stuff for people who have great taste and a solid sense of humor (aka you). From tongueincheek journals to party games that go off the rails, our stuff is designed to delight, surprise, and occasionally confuse your inlaws.
Binding: Paperback;112 pages; Publisher: Abrams and Chronicle Books IWUK; Classification: WZ; Weight: 172 g; Dimensions: 97 x 135 x 15
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DUMB THINGS MY KID SAID TINY DIARY Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) thingsand now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75" x 3.75") is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gildededge pages, its like a time capsule for your kids finest moments of accidental comedy.VINTAGEINSPIRED This diary might look sweet and oldfashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. Its the ideal combo of elegant design and "I cant believe you just said that." Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado "green butter" or asked if clouds have feelings.HIGH QUALITY Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, highend pages, this mini journal is made to lastso you can look back and laugh (or cry) for years to come. Think of it as a family heirloom, if your family loves ridiculousness.PERFECT FOR GIFTING Whether its for a new parent, a teacher, or your friend who cant stop texting you their kids weirdest quotes, this diary makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Just be warned once they start writing, they might never stop.BRASS MONKEY We make stuff for people who have great taste and a solid sense of humor (aka you). From tongueincheek journals to party games that go off the rails, our stuff is designed to delight, surprise, and occasionally confuse your inlaws.
Binding: Paperback;112 pages; Publisher: Abrams and Chronicle Books IWUK; Classification: WZ; Weight: 172 g; Dimensions: 97 x 135 x 15
Free Delivery For A Year With Unlimited Delivery For £14.99
Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Standard Delivery
£3.99
Express Delivery
£5.99
Next Day Delivery
£6.99
24/7 InPost Locker | Shop Collect
£2.49
Evri ParcelShop
£3.99
Evri ParcelShop | Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£6.99
Bulky Item Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Express Delivery
£5.99
Unlimited Delivery
£14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times.
Something not quite right? You have 21 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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