Howard Pearlstein
This Book Is Not for You : A Picture Book Without Any Ninjas,...
“Refund was approved and back in my account the same day.” - Deliver+ customer
CBC Hot of The Press August 2024 Title With dynamic illustrations by Susanna Covelli that hilariously contradict the story, This Book Is Not for You is told by Howard Pearlstein in the voice of an oblivious narrator who explains why this book is not for you.Are you a kid? Are you reading this book? If so, drop it like a hot potato. Seriously, skipper. This book is not for you. Packed with everything a kid could never wantnothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or sillythis picture book is really not for you. There definitely arent any monsters or ninjas, and you can forget about aliens. You probably wont even like this story. But youre going to read it anyway, arent you? The narrator, a curmudgeonly man with an impressive mustache, is delightfully unaware of the funny, gross, cool, cute, and silly things happening around him and his anxious dog (who is very aware). Whenever the narrator speaks, monsters, aliens, and all the things that a kid would like jump off the page. So if this book is not for you, who is it for? (The answer is absolutely not at the end.)
Binding: Hardback;0 pages; Publisher: Abrams and Chronicle Books IWUK; Classification: YFC; Weight: 616 g; Dimensions: 288 x 236 x 12
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CBC Hot of The Press August 2024 Title With dynamic illustrations by Susanna Covelli that hilariously contradict the story, This Book Is Not for You is told by Howard Pearlstein in the voice of an oblivious narrator who explains why this book is not for you.Are you a kid? Are you reading this book? If so, drop it like a hot potato. Seriously, skipper. This book is not for you. Packed with everything a kid could never wantnothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or sillythis picture book is really not for you. There definitely arent any monsters or ninjas, and you can forget about aliens. You probably wont even like this story. But youre going to read it anyway, arent you? The narrator, a curmudgeonly man with an impressive mustache, is delightfully unaware of the funny, gross, cool, cute, and silly things happening around him and his anxious dog (who is very aware). Whenever the narrator speaks, monsters, aliens, and all the things that a kid would like jump off the page. So if this book is not for you, who is it for? (The answer is absolutely not at the end.)
Binding: Hardback;0 pages; Publisher: Abrams and Chronicle Books IWUK; Classification: YFC; Weight: 616 g; Dimensions: 288 x 236 x 12
Extended returns Orders placed after 29th October 2026 can be returned until 5th January 2027
Something not quite right? You have 21 days from the day you receive it, to send something back. When you purchase Debenhams Deliver+, you will have an extra 14 days on top of our standard 21-day window to initate a return.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
Howard Pearlstein
This Book Is Not for You : A Picture Book Without Any Ninjas,...
“Refund was approved and back in my account the same day.” - Deliver+ customer
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