Jeff Strand
Dead Clown Barbecue Paperback Book
A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the postapocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmothers corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy.These are only a few of the demented stories in Dead Clown Barbecue, a collection of twentynine gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. Theres even a brand new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right? Youll laugh. Youll scream. Okay...you probably wont actually scream, unless you already had issues before you started reading, but you might cringe and get a little spooked.Table of contentsIntroductionPett SemmutearyComeuppanceThe Apocalypse Aint So BadThe Bell...FROM HELL!!!Work/Life BalanceStop Stabbing MeEightLegged VengeanceThe DropHeres What Happened...Pregnancy TestMr. Twitchers Miracle BabyChopping MachineThe CarverPush the ButtonSpecimen 313My Knife CollectionDrain BamageGrammas CorpseBurdenRough DraftFangboy and the TrollDead in the WaterImmunityThe Big BiteWe BelievePoor Career ChoiceTrue HeroChomp (A Cautionary Tale)The Severed NoseDummyStory Notes
Binding: Paperback;344 pages; Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP; Classification: N/A; Weight: 626.66 g; Dimensions: N/A
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A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the postapocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmothers corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy.These are only a few of the demented stories in Dead Clown Barbecue, a collection of twentynine gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. Theres even a brand new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right? Youll laugh. Youll scream. Okay...you probably wont actually scream, unless you already had issues before you started reading, but you might cringe and get a little spooked.Table of contentsIntroductionPett SemmutearyComeuppanceThe Apocalypse Aint So BadThe Bell...FROM HELL!!!Work/Life BalanceStop Stabbing MeEightLegged VengeanceThe DropHeres What Happened...Pregnancy TestMr. Twitchers Miracle BabyChopping MachineThe CarverPush the ButtonSpecimen 313My Knife CollectionDrain BamageGrammas CorpseBurdenRough DraftFangboy and the TrollDead in the WaterImmunityThe Big BiteWe BelievePoor Career ChoiceTrue HeroChomp (A Cautionary Tale)The Severed NoseDummyStory Notes
Binding: Paperback;344 pages; Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP; Classification: N/A; Weight: 626.66 g; Dimensions: N/A
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