Jonathan Sayer
Nowhere to Run : The ridiculous life of a semi-professional...
“Refund was approved and back in my account the same day.” - Deliver+ customer
Captures the illogical romance of the sport NEW STATESMANEver wondered what it would be like to run your local football club?On the second oldest football pitch in the world, Jonathan Sayer stands atop a beer crate to address the assembled fans. As his initial optimism begins to slip through his fingers, the new chairman of Ashton United starts to realize the scale of the challenge ahead.With a fanled mutiny on his hands, a star striker on crutches, and a record number of games without a win, Jonathan is forced to make a series of increasingly desperate decisions from sinking his life savings into an everspiralling wage bill to inviting a local priest to perform a latenight exorcism on the pitch.Chronicling the euphoric highs and bitter disappointments of the less glamourous side of the beautiful game, Nowhere to Run is the hilarious, heartwarming tale of life in the hot seat of a nonleague football club.A glorious chronicle of memorable highs, bitter disappointments and neverending billsMIRROR
Binding: Paperback;288 pages; Publisher: TBS-Penguin Random House Wholesale; Classification: BGSA; Weight: 300 g; Dimensions: 198 x 128 x 17
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Captures the illogical romance of the sport NEW STATESMANEver wondered what it would be like to run your local football club?On the second oldest football pitch in the world, Jonathan Sayer stands atop a beer crate to address the assembled fans. As his initial optimism begins to slip through his fingers, the new chairman of Ashton United starts to realize the scale of the challenge ahead.With a fanled mutiny on his hands, a star striker on crutches, and a record number of games without a win, Jonathan is forced to make a series of increasingly desperate decisions from sinking his life savings into an everspiralling wage bill to inviting a local priest to perform a latenight exorcism on the pitch.Chronicling the euphoric highs and bitter disappointments of the less glamourous side of the beautiful game, Nowhere to Run is the hilarious, heartwarming tale of life in the hot seat of a nonleague football club.A glorious chronicle of memorable highs, bitter disappointments and neverending billsMIRROR
Binding: Paperback;288 pages; Publisher: TBS-Penguin Random House Wholesale; Classification: BGSA; Weight: 300 g; Dimensions: 198 x 128 x 17
Extended returns Orders placed after 29th October 2026 can be returned until 5th January 2027
Something not quite right? You have 21 days from the day you receive it, to send something back. When you purchase Debenhams Deliver+, you will have an extra 14 days on top of our standard 21-day window to initate a return.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
Jonathan Sayer
Nowhere to Run : The ridiculous life of a semi-professional...
“Refund was approved and back in my account the same day.” - Deliver+ customer
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