I cut, I just do it with a pen. I write with no identity. Just one of the many flawed humans. I should have been a bat. At least then I would be labelled out of shape. Unlike the dozens of selfportrayals full of deception. My story is badly structed and full of holes, just like the rocky boat of life. Im poorly educated. But interested. This book is a love story. A word that is misunderstood. I do think such a thing exists, Im just not sure it can survive. Im going to stop selling now. It feels like Im trying to provoke on the edge. Read my st because Im uncut. Anyway, I can tell you what this book isnt. So, when youve finished pretending to look educated by reading the back cover in a stifling book shop. You know what youre not checking into. This book will never be made into a major Hollywood movie. This book isnt written by a depressed teenager who hates the world. This book isnt a portrayal of selfdestruction. This book is not made for financial gain, but heres hoping I can flex an around the world holiday. This book was written out of rage, but not jealous. I dont think the world is bad. This book will only cheer you up, If your honest. Its not spiteful. But then Id never put jellyfish in a trifle. I spit words like Kubrick plays games. Sorry I got bored. I might see you inside. If not bye darling...
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I cut, I just do it with a pen. I write with no identity. Just one of the many flawed humans. I should have been a bat. At least then I would be labelled out of shape. Unlike the dozens of selfportrayals full of deception. My story is badly structed and full of holes, just like the rocky boat of life. Im poorly educated. But interested. This book is a love story. A word that is misunderstood. I do think such a thing exists, Im just not sure it can survive. Im going to stop selling now. It feels like Im trying to provoke on the edge. Read my st because Im uncut. Anyway, I can tell you what this book isnt. So, when youve finished pretending to look educated by reading the back cover in a stifling book shop. You know what youre not checking into. This book will never be made into a major Hollywood movie. This book isnt written by a depressed teenager who hates the world. This book isnt a portrayal of selfdestruction. This book is not made for financial gain, but heres hoping I can flex an around the world holiday. This book was written out of rage, but not jealous. I dont think the world is bad. This book will only cheer you up, If your honest. Its not spiteful. But then Id never put jellyfish in a trifle. I spit words like Kubrick plays games. Sorry I got bored. I might see you inside. If not bye darling...
Binding: Paperback;678 pages; Publisher: Author Solutions Inc; Classification: N/A; Weight: 847.11 g; Dimensions: N/A
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