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The ultimate loo book a laughoutloud collection of funny quotations from the classics to the contemporary. Looking for a stockingfiller gift or a Secret Santa present? LOOK NO FURTHER. This bestselling book has you covered...!Outstanding The Sunday TimesHysterical what a good tonic Reader reviewThe funniest book I have read in ages Reader reviewIf you only ever get one quotations book IT MUST BE THIS ONE! Reader reviewAddictive once you pick it up you cant put it back down without trying to finish the chapter Reader reviewPure class Reader reviewWhether for the loo or bedside entertainment or as a work of reference or selfimprovement, The Funniest Thing You Never Said is the biggest and best humorous quotation book there is a complete onestop shop of witty one liners.Quotations are ordered not by AZ, but by thematic categories love business religion celebrity the animal kingdom, intellect dating hair you name it, every category is covered.The collection includes all the classics from Oscar Wilde to Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker to Groucho Marx but also mines many new hidden gems from lesser lights and includes many contemporary quotes by everyone from Jilly Cooper to Jonathan Ross.A standard companion for new collectors, and a fresh perspective for serious quotation addicts this is the ultimate humourous quotation book and the perfect surefirehit gift!
Binding: Paperback;576 pages; Publisher: TBS-Penguin Random House Wholesale; Classification: GBCQ; Weight: 728 g; Dimensions: 203 x 161 x 42
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The ultimate loo book a laughoutloud collection of funny quotations from the classics to the contemporary. Looking for a stockingfiller gift or a Secret Santa present? LOOK NO FURTHER. This bestselling book has you covered...!Outstanding The Sunday TimesHysterical what a good tonic Reader reviewThe funniest book I have read in ages Reader reviewIf you only ever get one quotations book IT MUST BE THIS ONE! Reader reviewAddictive once you pick it up you cant put it back down without trying to finish the chapter Reader reviewPure class Reader reviewWhether for the loo or bedside entertainment or as a work of reference or selfimprovement, The Funniest Thing You Never Said is the biggest and best humorous quotation book there is a complete onestop shop of witty one liners.Quotations are ordered not by AZ, but by thematic categories love business religion celebrity the animal kingdom, intellect dating hair you name it, every category is covered.The collection includes all the classics from Oscar Wilde to Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker to Groucho Marx but also mines many new hidden gems from lesser lights and includes many contemporary quotes by everyone from Jilly Cooper to Jonathan Ross.A standard companion for new collectors, and a fresh perspective for serious quotation addicts this is the ultimate humourous quotation book and the perfect surefirehit gift!
Binding: Paperback;576 pages; Publisher: TBS-Penguin Random House Wholesale; Classification: GBCQ; Weight: 728 g; Dimensions: 203 x 161 x 42
49p delivery on all orders over £30 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)
Super Saver Delivery
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Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
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Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
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Northern Ireland Express Delivery
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Unlimited free delivery for a year with Unlimited Delivery for £14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
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Rosemarie Jarski
The Funniest Thing You Never Said : The Ultimate Collection of...
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