Pirates, parrots, pyramids and pants full of poo! Beans, boats and big bottom burps. Have you ever wanted a book so exciting it keeps you up past your bedtime? A story so mad that youre scared to put it down in case the adventure goes on inside the pages, on its own, even after youve stopped reading? Well, youve found it. Grandpa Jock has made one of his worldfamous killer curries using the magic beans that his grandson George swapped for a cow costume with a small leprechaun. Mad enough for you yet? But now their bottoms are about to blow and these time travelling trouser trumpets just might transport Gorgeous George and Grandpa Jock anywhere. Or any when! This book is a big ball of wibblywobbly, timeywimey stuff Who said that? as the story loops and swoops and poops, and pops out to the shops, then meets itself coming back again. Crayon Kenny and Allison are tracking down that mad leprechaun, theres a talking parrot who never shuts up, and of course, there are two cute, fluffy, evil little kittens. And bottom burps. Lots and lots of big bottom burps. So much wind that youll be glad that this is NOT a scratch and sniff book!

Binding: Paperback;162 pages; Publisher: Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd; Classification: N/A; Weight: 286.01 g; Dimensions: N/A

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