Hark, peasants! Let this Bard guide you on the noble journey to becoming a better version of your humble self. Imagine if the Middle Ages had its own set of influencers and life coaches—their collected wisdom would look a lot like this very guide. Here, the ultimate Bard leads readers on a self-improvement quest, with lessons that any peasant can pick up and start applying immediately. Examples include: How not to make a fool of thyself at the local tavern How to make a scene at a jousting tournament (and stay relevant) How to transform thy tiny home into a pleasant place to reside (spoiler: it involves sweeping out the rats) What not to wear (is chainmail in or out?) And what to do in the unfortunate event of a bear chase Complete with witty and insightful illustrations inspired by medieval art, this handy guide will help you become just slightly better than your peers—even if royal status remains out of reach.

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