If your brain is like a browser with 47 tabs open, this one’s for you. The Undiagnosed but I’m Pretty Sure Desk Sign is the tiny wooden desk companion that sums up the vibe perfectly—chaotic, self-aware, and just a touch too accurate. Measuring a subtle but statement-worthy 19cm by 5cm, this desk plaque delivers a quiet message with loud truth. Whether you’re forgetful, easily distracted, or just on a completely different timeline to everyone else, this funny desk sign is the perfect explanation without needing to explain anything at all. Ideal as a novelty gift for colleagues, a relatable present for your favourite work friend, or one of those perfectly pitched ADHD gifts that’ll earn a snort-laugh from across the office. It’s especially great for secret Santa gifts, and even better for the person who needs a sign (literally). Stick it on your desk. Own the chaos. And carry on being your wonderful, wired, and probably neurospicy self.

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