A hilariously simple solution to the problems facing us in todays culture. Instead of getting angry about traffic, fretting over politics, or freaking out about that cute baby... CALM THE FCK DOWN.In the age of public shaming, social policing, and fake news, we have found ourselves living in a very intense, angry world. But it doesnt have to be this way! What everyone needs to do is CALM THE FCK DOWN. Packed with irreverent profanity and hilarious scenarios anyone can relate to, this radical humor book says it like it is and offers a guide to ridding ourselves of the anxiety, anger, and bullsht weighing us down. A funny white elephant gag gift, Calm the Fck Down makes the perfect humorous gift for the person in your life that just needs to take a breath and let sht go.Oh, your family is dysfunctional? Calm the fck down. Youre on a "cleanse." Calm the fck down. Unicorns. Calm the fck down.WARNING Uncensored content inside
Binding: Paperback;128 pages; Publisher: Sourcebooks; Classification: WHP; Weight: 220 g; Dimensions: 129 x 177 x 8 mm
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A hilariously simple solution to the problems facing us in todays culture. Instead of getting angry about traffic, fretting over politics, or freaking out about that cute baby... CALM THE FCK DOWN.In the age of public shaming, social policing, and fake news, we have found ourselves living in a very intense, angry world. But it doesnt have to be this way! What everyone needs to do is CALM THE FCK DOWN. Packed with irreverent profanity and hilarious scenarios anyone can relate to, this radical humor book says it like it is and offers a guide to ridding ourselves of the anxiety, anger, and bullsht weighing us down. A funny white elephant gag gift, Calm the Fck Down makes the perfect humorous gift for the person in your life that just needs to take a breath and let sht go.Oh, your family is dysfunctional? Calm the fck down. Youre on a "cleanse." Calm the fck down. Unicorns. Calm the fck down.WARNING Uncensored content inside
Binding: Paperback;128 pages; Publisher: Sourcebooks; Classification: WHP; Weight: 220 g; Dimensions: 129 x 177 x 8 mm
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