Welcome to the Isle of Mans first dating and social club for the elderly!A laughoutloud comedy, thats poignant, uplifting and ridiculously funnyIf you take life too seriously, this ones not for you. If you dont, strap yourself in for the funniest book youll read this yearThis perfect holiday read will leave you with tears of laughter and sorrowPlease also look out for the next two books in the series The Lonely Heart Attack Club Wrinkly Olympics & also "Project VIP" available now! Jack Tate is hopeless...Everything he touches turns into a disaster, though he does mean well.His business is even less successful than his love life. Most of the customers in his coffee shop have deserted him for the major chains, leaving him only with the old folk, for the most part, who unfortunately dont have or spend all that much dosh.Bracing herself for a trip to the job centre, his underappreciated assistant, Emma, helps Jack realise that the solution could actually be right under his very nose. The last chance to save his failing business could well be the formation of the Isle of Mans first and only dating club for the elderly The Lonely Heart Attack Club!While the majority of his wrinkly client base may be in their twilight years, Jack will soon come to realise that there are still a fair number of tunes left to play on an old fiddle, so to speak.The third book in the hilarious series, Project VIP is out now!
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Welcome to the Isle of Mans first dating and social club for the elderly!A laughoutloud comedy, thats poignant, uplifting and ridiculously funnyIf you take life too seriously, this ones not for you. If you dont, strap yourself in for the funniest book youll read this yearThis perfect holiday read will leave you with tears of laughter and sorrowPlease also look out for the next two books in the series The Lonely Heart Attack Club Wrinkly Olympics & also "Project VIP" available now! Jack Tate is hopeless...Everything he touches turns into a disaster, though he does mean well.His business is even less successful than his love life. Most of the customers in his coffee shop have deserted him for the major chains, leaving him only with the old folk, for the most part, who unfortunately dont have or spend all that much dosh.Bracing herself for a trip to the job centre, his underappreciated assistant, Emma, helps Jack realise that the solution could actually be right under his very nose. The last chance to save his failing business could well be the formation of the Isle of Mans first and only dating club for the elderly The Lonely Heart Attack Club!While the majority of his wrinkly client base may be in their twilight years, Jack will soon come to realise that there are still a fair number of tunes left to play on an old fiddle, so to speak.The third book in the hilarious series, Project VIP is out now!
Binding: Paperback;182 pages; Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP; Classification: FA; Weight: 396.24 g; Dimensions: 151 x 225 x 16
Free Delivery For A Year With Unlimited Delivery For £14.99
Super Saver Delivery
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Evri ParcelShop
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Evri ParcelShop | Next Day Delivery
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Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times.
Something not quite right? You have 21 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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