Ahoy, matey! Get ready to walk the plank of holiday style with our Men's Squidward SpongeBob Christmas Jumper! It's greener than the seaweed in Goo Lagoon and somehow grumpier than men on a Monday morning. Picture this: You slip into this festive green masterpiece, and you're instantly in the spirit of a Bikini Bottom-style holiday celebration. It's snugger than Squilliam Fancyson's top hat, merrier than Patrick's laughter, and sharper than Plankton's schemes. Now, let's chat about the design - Squidward, in all his "Meh" glory, reluctantly joins in the holiday fun. It's like capturing the essence of Squidward's disdain for all things festive, and you get to wear it with a grin. Whether you're nailing your clarinet solo or just chilling like a sea cucumber, this sweater is your key to a Bikini Bottom Christmas adventure! Don't miss the boat on this one, matey! Snag the Men's Squidward SpongeBob Christmas Sweatshirt today and let's make Bikini Bottom wonder why they didn't celebrate Christmas the Squidward way before. It's more than a knitted jumper; it's a tribute to Squidward's legendary grumpiness, where even King Neptune himself can't crack that perpetual frown. So, all you salty sea dogs who appreciate a good eyeroll, hoist the anchor and get that order in pronto.
100% Acrylic, to get the most out of this product please follow all wash and care label instructions before use. or, use a delicate wash setting with a reduced-speed spin at a maximum temperature 30 degrees.
Free delivery on all order over £15 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)
Super Saver Delivery
£3.99
Standard Delivery
£4.99
Express Delivery
£5.99
Next Day Delivery
£6.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Bulky Item Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£6.99
Unlimited free delivery for a year with Unlimited Delivery for £14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
Ahoy, matey! Get ready to walk the plank of holiday style with our Men's Squidward SpongeBob Christmas Jumper! It's greener than the seaweed in Goo Lagoon and somehow grumpier than men on a Monday morning. Picture this: You slip into this festive green masterpiece, and you're instantly in the spirit of a Bikini Bottom-style holiday celebration. It's snugger than Squilliam Fancyson's top hat, merrier than Patrick's laughter, and sharper than Plankton's schemes. Now, let's chat about the design - Squidward, in all his "Meh" glory, reluctantly joins in the holiday fun. It's like capturing the essence of Squidward's disdain for all things festive, and you get to wear it with a grin. Whether you're nailing your clarinet solo or just chilling like a sea cucumber, this sweater is your key to a Bikini Bottom Christmas adventure! Don't miss the boat on this one, matey! Snag the Men's Squidward SpongeBob Christmas Sweatshirt today and let's make Bikini Bottom wonder why they didn't celebrate Christmas the Squidward way before. It's more than a knitted jumper; it's a tribute to Squidward's legendary grumpiness, where even King Neptune himself can't crack that perpetual frown. So, all you salty sea dogs who appreciate a good eyeroll, hoist the anchor and get that order in pronto.
100% Acrylic, to get the most out of this product please follow all wash and care label instructions before use. or, use a delicate wash setting with a reduced-speed spin at a maximum temperature 30 degrees.
Free delivery on all order over £15 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)
Super Saver Delivery
£3.99
Standard Delivery
£4.99
Express Delivery
£5.99
Next Day Delivery
£6.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Bulky Item Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£6.99
Unlimited free delivery for a year with Unlimited Delivery for £14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.