THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERCHOSEN BY WATERSTONES AS ONE OF THEIR BEST CRIME & THRILLER BOOKS OF 2024As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggydog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking oldschool yarn The Guardian Mortimers verbal specificity and offkilter humour will keep his fans chuckling The Times WARNING this book includes heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie. Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, hed be letting someone down. But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scentedvape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament soon he might be dead. All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER Sweet and funny Closer A stunning sequel Its genuinely difficult to put this book down youll be entranced by Mortimers humour and obvious storytelling skills Press Association Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity Heat

Binding: Hardback;0 pages; Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK Ltd; Classification: FA; Weight: 690 g; Dimensions: 163 x 244 x 33

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