Sick and tired of endless games of snap? Need something more exciting to entertain the kids on long journeys? Not for the easily grossed-out, our Plop Trumps Card Game requires you to pit different types of animal excrement against each other. Turns out that you may not be able to polish a turd, but you can use it to create a hilarious game for those with a boyish sense of humour. These poo cards are just the thing to get everyone giggling away like naughty schoolchildren. Plop Trumps cards score all sorts of bowel movements from the animal kingdom across six different categories; frequency, hardness, length, width, smelliness and all-important "yuk-factor". So if you've ever dropped a steamer and wanted to know whether an alpaca could do better, this is the perfect game for you. Each card has a beautifully photographed (seriously!) example of the animal's excrement so you can easily compare different types of turd. Identify the top scoring poos from the rest of the crap with the aid of these turd trumps. With a wide assortment of animal plop you'll soon know which animals have true bowel power! This crude card game is surprisingly educational, as each card also reveals some pretty cool facts about the animals in question. A hilarious gift for any occasion, this is ideal for anyone who is completely crazy about poo.

The cards measure approx. 9 cm x 6.5 cm each.

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